THE CAT TO ENGLISH DICTIONARY:

 CAT PHRASE     -     MEANING
                                     ,_         _,
 Miaow  -  Feed me.                  |\\`-"""-`//|
                                     \   :'.':   /
 meeow  -  Pet me.                   /=-<o> <o>-=\.=";```":,
                                     |=    Y    =|':. ':  ':`.
 mrooww  -  I love you.              \'._.-'-._.'/  ':  :  : '\
                                    { '. `'-'` .' }  '/.:. ':  \
 miioo-oo-oo  -  I am in love      {=.  ` '-' `  .=} |:' .:  \ =}
 and must meet my betrothed        { =. "=_ _=" .= }.=\:'  .: | =}
 outside beneath the hedge.         \=  \  `  /  =/'.=`'--;  //= }
 Don't wait up.                      '._ `\=/` _.' (_.-=-=-=-'=.'
                                        \,,),,/     (  ,-==-==`
 mrow  -  I feel like making noise.                  `._)    jgs

 rrrow-mawww  -  Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.

 rrrow-miawww  -  I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling
 the contents as far out of the box as was practical.

 miaowmiaow  -  Play with me.

 miaowmioaw  -  Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in
 this room?

 mioawmioaw  -  Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall
 see what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of
 furniture.

 raowwwww  -  I think I shall now spend time licking the most private
 parts of my anatomy.
                             mrowwwww  -  (only heard in males)  I am
      (\                     now recalling, with sorrow, that some of
       ))         )\\        my private parts did not return with me
      ((         /  .(       from that visit to the vet.
       \\.-"```"'` =_/=
        >  ,       /         roww-maww-roww  -  I am so glad to see
        \   )__.\ |          that you have returned home with both
         > / /  ||\\         arms full of groceries.  I will now rub
    jgs  \\ \\  \\ \\        myself against your legs and attempt to
          `" `" `"  `"       trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.

 mmeww  -  I believe I have heard a burglar.  If you would like to go
 and beat him senseless, I shall be happy to keep your spot in the bed
 warm.

 gakk-ak-ak  -  My digestive passages seem to have formed a hair
 ball.   Wherever could this have come from?  I shall leave it here
 upon the carpeting.                           ,
                                              \)\_
 mow  -  Snuggling is a good idea.           /    '. .---._
                                           =P ^     `      '.
 moww  -  Shedding is pretty good, too.     `--.       /     \
                                            .-'(       \      |
 mowww!  -  I was enjoying snuggling       (.-'   )-..__>   , ;
 and shedding in the warm clean laundry    (_.--``    (__.-/ /
 until you removed me so unkindly.                 .-.__.-'.'
                                             jgs    '-...-'
          .-o=o-.
      ,  /=o=o=o=\ .--.               miaow! miaow!  -  I have
     _|\|=o=O=o=O=|    \              discovered that, although one
 __.'  a`\=o=o=o=(`\   /              may be able to wedge his body
 '.   a 4/`|.-""'`\ \ ;'`)   .---.    through the gap behind the stove
   \   .'  /   .--'  |_.'   / .-._)   and into that little drawer
    `)  _.'   /     /`-.__.' /        filled with pots and pans, the
 jgs `'-.____;     /'-.___.-'         reverse path is slightly more
              `"""`                   difficult to navigate.

 mraakk!  -  Oh, small bird!  Please come over here.

                       .--.          ssssroww!  -  I believe that I
                     ."  o \__       have found a woodchuck.  I shall
                  _.-"    ,(  `      now act terribly brave.
              _.-"      ,;;|
         _.-=" _,"    ,,;;;'         mmmmmmm  -  If I sit in the
     .-"`_.-"``-..,,;;;;:'           sunshine for another week or so,
     `"'`          `\`\              I think I shall be satisfied.
         jgs        /^\\\
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